Life just gives you time & space; it’s up to you to fill it. - http://ow.ly/8Cav8 1liner

No answer is also an answer. oneliners 1liner

Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment 1liner oneliners

Every day there’s sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news. 1liner oneliners

Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting. 1liner oneliners

A girl phoned me the other day and said “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield 1liner

Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls. 1liner http://bit.ly/gemYZR

Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. 1liner http://bit.ly/gemYZR

Everything is possible; just not too probable. 1liner

Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail. oneliners 1liner